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Yep, Thor is now a woman

In an announcement this morning on The View, Marvel revealed that the character of Thor — the thunder god of Norse mythology made famous through decades of comics and most recently in the movies starring Chris Hemsworth — will become a woman.

"Thor, the God of Thunder, he messed up, and he’s no longer worthy to hold that damn hammer of his. For the first time in history, that hammer is being held by a woman," said host Whoopi Goldberg.

But it’s not the first time Thor has changed forms.

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"For the first time in history, that hammer is being held by a woman…"
Wonder Woman and Storm have both wielded Mjolnir before. Sorry for not letting that go like a normal human being.
Anyway the new Thor will be cool…probably. Carry on.

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